Things I Have Learnt from Sex and the City

As an old Sex and the City fan, the more I watch of it as I get older; the more I realise what a retarded TV show it is.
So, as a result, I have compiled a list of things I learnt from this show:

1. Men are better when rich. If the man you are with is not rich, he is more than likely not worth having around. With the exception of Steve, of course. But, then again, us ladies did have to push aside that absolutely filthy apartment and the fact that he DIDN'T own a designer suit to learn to accept him.

2. Men who are jerks, and who treat you really badly over a prolonged period of time are definitely worth waiting for.

3. Regularly maxing out your credit card to buy $400 shoes is not only acceptable, but also expected.

4. Being a slut is not just normal, but a way of life.

5. It's okay to sit in coffee shops and loudly discuss sex regardless of who is around.

6. Babies and children totally suck, and should immediately make you feel uncomfortable.

7. Women who marry and have children young are ridiculous, and definitely not the path you want to take.

8. Having your own job is awesome - but having a man with money is heaps better.

9. Pretentious cocktails are the only way to go.

10. If in a middle-eastern country, you should definitely not respect their culture, and also, all middle eastern women wear designer steeze under their traditional outfits.

11. All married women pity those women are still single.

12. Talking about yourself for hours on end is tolerable.

13. If you have an awesome boyfriend who treats you really well, you should have an affair with your asshole ex. Everything turns out in the long run.